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  1.  
  2.                                                      
  3.                                  From the              
  4.                             JOKIN' AROUND DISK         
  5.                                     by                 
  6.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  7.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  8.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  9.                                                        
  10.                                                        
  11.  
  12.                          Polish Motorcycle Club
  13.  
  14.                             Application Form
  15.  
  16.                            "Hell's Babushkas"
  17.  
  18.                         Polski Motorcyklowy Klub
  19.                          Formularz Zoloszewicwy
  20.  
  21. Name:
  23. Nickname: (check) ___Stash   ___Ski   ___Oink   ___Hey you   ___Meathead
  24.  
  25. Make of bike: ___Honda   ___Triumph   ___Skidoo   ___Kawanakowski
  26.               ___Zboaczwski   ___Schwinn
  27.  
  28. Number of wheels: ___1   ___2   ___3   ___4   ___5   ___Dunno
  29.  
  30. Shape of wheels:  ___Round   ___Square   ___oval   ___other
  31.  
  32. Does bike gots sidecar? ___ya   ___na   ___dunno
  33.  
  34. If ya, where is sidecar? ___front   ___back   ___underneat
  35.  
  36.  
  37. Check style of club jacket desired:
  39. ___Black wit mushrooms on back
  40.  
  41. ___Black wit stashu Liberdy on back
  42.  
  43. ___Brown wit yellow stripe on back
  44.  
  45. ___Red orange purple pink for weddings
  46.  
  47. ___Natural color kielbasa skin wit six-pack on back
  48.  
  49.  
  50. Offical membership packet includes:
  51.  
  52. * Yellow babushka
  53. * Offical Club training wheels
  54. * Can of Left Guard
  55. * Tour of Kowalski Sausage plant (wit free samples)
  56. * Club bowling shirt (for church)
  57.  
  58.  
  59.                                                      
  60.                                  From the              
  61.                             JOKIN' AROUND DISK         
  62.                                     by                 
  63.                             LEEJAN ENTERPRISES         
  64.                         P.O. Box 66. Happy Valley.     
  65.                           South Australia. 5159.       
  66.                                                        
  67.                                                        
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